I thought it would be dandy If I bought that girl some candy How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate I thought it would be fine If we shared a glass of wine She said, oh no, not another alcoholic
I don't understand my girlfriend I haven't got a clue I don't know where she's coming from Or where she's going to But if opposites attract Then I found the perfect woman jack I don't understand my girlfriend She don't understand me, too
Yeah I thought I'd show some class And order pheasant under glass Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher
I don't understand my girlfriend I haven't got a clue I don't know where she's coming from Or where she's going to But if opposites attract Then I found the perfect woman jack I don't understand my girlfriend She don't understand me too
No she don't understand me too No she don't understand me too
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