It was just the other day When we went to joe's cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong All the worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
She said this sauce was the chef's new creation Guaranteed, it's a new taste sensation But she warned us it's made out of prunes Try a little if you dare Nothing can compare So we had some and now we swear We won't eat prunes again
That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like we've been done in by the prune
Still the memory lingers on I been livin' in the john 'cause I've had the runs since monday afternoon
I'd sell my soul for some new constipation Need a cure for this new aggravation Diarrhea has taken it's toll Still got the runs today Just like yesterday Buddy, that's why I'm hear to say We won't eat prunes again
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